
“Billy Johnson is doing great. He paid off all his student loans and got a job relevant to his major the second he was out of college. You wanted to know that so you may use it as a proper measuring bar to identify just how crappy your own life is in comparison, right? Enjoy your newsletter.”
Unrelated news: free shipping’s up at the shop through Sunday so strike now!
Other unrelated news: It’s inktober! Follow my daily ink jams here.